Things No One Tells You About Your Forties

Remember all the talk about "forty being the new thirty?"  Jennifer Aniston affirmed her forties were her best decade yet, as she shimmied into her down dog, promising us eternal youth and beauty.  I remember Oprah-effing-Winfrey telling me on her fiftieth birthday that she had never looked better.  It was everywhere!  Madonna was still dating children … Continue reading Things No One Tells You About Your Forties