I’m No Postcoital Alien Dinner

 I must admit, I was a little surprised, when the lady who does my botox told me that vagina lasering is their most popular treatment.  I mean, for me, a person who has to make difficult household budgeting decisions, the question of beautifying my face or vagina is not a tough one to answer.  But, hey, I'm not saying "hi" to new friends with my vagina.  My face does all the heavy lifting in my social interactions.